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And the next candidate
for Buckston High School
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Green Committee President,
Kyle Kingson.
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True or false...
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you are an aggressively
unattractive person.
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Hatchet face, face-ache,
face like burnt lego?
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Or did you only
just miss the beauty boat.
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Any which way,
best embrace the suck.
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Beautiful people get it better.
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That's just the way it is.
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So-So... what does this got to do
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with running for
Green Committee President?
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Not much. Except...
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you'll never elect me 'cause of
my commitment to the environment.
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I don't have one.
I want this for my transcript.
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But what you got to ask
yourselves is,
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should you vote for me just
because I'm the rich, popular,
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goodlooking guy
with the famous dad?
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And the answer is, hell yeah.
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Palm of your hand, man,
palm of your hand.
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Stellar Angels in America essay.
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I appreciate all the extra time
you spent with me, Mr. Bernstein.
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You hate that teacher's guts.
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Whatever it takes,
'til the college recs are in.
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Speech killed.
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Speaking of killing, you see that
ball-biting, voodoo-tatted slut.
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But really, who gives?
Stick to my mantra
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steer clear of the witch.
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I'll put it out of your head later.
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What the shit?
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Maybe it's just me,
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but shouldn't whoever runs
the Green Committee
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actually care about things green?
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Or be green, like the rest of
your facially disabled coven?
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Throw it to someone deserving.
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Lindy Taylor's
only going for Treasurer
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because she knew she couldn't win
President against you.
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No, no, no. I...
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But I think we're all hoping that
in the privacy of the voting booth
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your bandwagoneers will stop
fearing for their social lives
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and make the right choice.
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And might I just add,
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looks are important to you.
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They're important to everyone.
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Except you, clearly.
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Appreciate the smear campaign
and kudos to you and
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your bitchcrafty friend
for staging a little coup,
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but if you wanted Prez,
you shoulda had...
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Actually, I don't want Prez,
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I don't know Kendra and
I don't let others speak for me.
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But maybe that's just me being
the defensive scholarship kid. So,
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best of luck tomorrow.
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And it's nice to finally meet you
after three years.
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How are you?
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Not bad.
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Elections today.
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Great.
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No, not you.
I was talking to my son.
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- Did us proud.
- Yeah, all right.
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Experimented with heroin too.
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Terrific. Uh, wait, hold on. Jill,
I got to go.
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Hey, I'm sorry, Jill got canned.
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Yeah, it's probably the way
the baby ten looked on camera.
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And she's a big-boned girl
to begin with.
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People like people who look good.
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Anyone who says otherwise
is dumb or ugly.
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- Who's Jill?
- I told you about her.
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I don't think so.
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And I know this because
the last time we had a conversation
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that lasted more than five minutes
was sophomore year.
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I hear you.
Why don't you leave me alone?
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When I told you
I had brain cancer.
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And? Oh, shoot. Hang on.
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Rob Kingson.
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What?
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Nothing. I say good night.
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Why, 'cause you need to get home
to your sixteen children?
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My three children live in Jamaica
with their father, which you know.
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Do me a favor.
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Save the sob stories
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for your heart-to-hearts
with Mr. Clean.
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You no vex me,
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you stoosh ginnygog.
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And next year's GC president
Kyle Kingson.
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Josh Black, please report
to the principal's office.
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Don't think it was a landslide,
if it makes you feel better.
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And... and I'm sorry.
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Is bullshit one word or two?
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No, it's not...
And I want to make it up to you.
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I get two Green Party VIP passes.
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Scores you greenroom access,
that kinda thing. Want one?
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- What's the catch?
- No catch.
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- So I'd be like, going with you?
- Yeah.
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What about your girl friend?
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Deep-fried barbie doll
e-dumped me last night.
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Hey, I don't know
what game this is, but I'll play.
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Really?
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Everyone deserves
a second chance.
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Besides, you know what
they say about me, don't you?
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Vicious gossip.
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And only idiots screw
with witches.
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Careful now.
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Tell me you did not
get a cheap-ass rose.
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Them no have the orchid.
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They didn't have it?
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I told you two weeks ago
to order it.
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You tell me yesterday,
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But listen.
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"A symbol of humility,
the white rose also say,
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'I am loyal and worthy of you.'"
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WTF?
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And it also means
I am loyal and worthy of you.
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- Go blow a goat.
- I'm sorry.
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The orchid was
this year's yellow ribbon.
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It was a political statement.
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Thanks for making me
look like an insensitive bitch.
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I mean does it suck so bad?
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No, it's... badass.
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Did I ever congratulate you
on treasurer?
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Probably never apologized for
my aholian election behavior either.
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Well... two weeks ago
was the first and last time
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you spoke to me in three years.
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So, um... no.
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Sorry on all counts.
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Got to slave here all night?
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Slaving all year.
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Work-study?
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Yeah. I'm saving
for the Machu Picchu trip.
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But my shift's almost over.
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Just in time for the real fun.
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Yeah, right.
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She blows it off.
Too cool for school?
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Definitely not. Just...
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Not your thing.
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That, and... well, that.
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What can I say?
I'm substance over style.
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A dying breed.
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Never too late to join.
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Think I already
drank the kool-aid.
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Always hope.
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- Take a picture with me.
- What?
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School newspaper.
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But I'll need to approve it
before it runs.
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Hold up.
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- What else'll I do with it?
- "I'm worthy of you."
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What?
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What white roses mean.
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Lamecore, I know.
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And obviously not what I,
uh, thought you meant.
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No, it's just...
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See you later.
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Don't be a stranger.
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- What's with her?
- Pity mack.
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Cause you got a flesh-eater
at 4 o'clock.
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And here we go.
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You actually bought it.
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You bought that I'd hook up with you
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the self-mutilated,
tatted Frankenskank
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who publicly humiliated me,
almost cost me the election?
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No dice, sunshine.
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But hey, you can buy a ticket.
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Or here's a secret.
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Sometimes they let you
in just 'cause you're eye candy.
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She eye-candy?
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Rules are she needs a ticket.
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Ah well, que sera, sera.
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Spanish for sucks to be an ugly cow.
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I only came to give you
a second chance.
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- Guess I blew it.
- I Guess so.
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But Kyle?
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Best embrace the suck.
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Relax. Kyle,
I already forgave you. Come on.
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God, you're sweating like a pig.
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You see the way she looked at me?
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So what?
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- I got to go.
- Kyle.
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How are you feeling, Kyle?
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Kendra? What're you doing here?
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I'm here for everyone
who just missed the beauty boat.
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What?
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And all the self-mutilating,
tatted Frankenskanks.
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It was Ajoke.
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I didn't get it.
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But pretty soon, you will.
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You have a year to find
someone to love you.
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Before the tree blooms again.
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When the spring flowers bloom again,
the year is up,
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And either the words "I love you"
will release you from the spell
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or stay like this forever.
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Like what?
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No!
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No!
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No!
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As aggressively unattractive outside
as you are inside.
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Wait!
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You have a year
to find someone to love you.
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Or stay like this forever.
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Dad.
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Jesus, you scared me.
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Don't turn on the light.
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- Why?
- Please.
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What's going on?
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Why do you love me?
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Kind of a question is that?
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- Just answer it.
- Because you're my son.
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But-But do you believe in magic?
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Magic? What the hell are you...
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Kyle?
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His vision and hearing.
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That's all you've got?
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And, of course, his insides are just
as normal as-as they were before,
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but the skin won't change
no matter what we do.
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Now, what about skin grafts
or face transplants?
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I mean, look at him, look at him.
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He doesn't want to live life
looking like this.
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We'd risk anything.
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What?
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Kyle, we are going to
find somebody else.
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I'm not taking
"no" from Dr. Crap-For-Brains.
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We will fix this.
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Yes, because we'd risk anything,
including me dying.
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No-No, that's not what I meant.
It just came out that way.
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Or did it come out
because that is what you meant?
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No.
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Come on.
I have a surprise for you.
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What do you think, Kyle?
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It's private, safe.
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People can't be spying
all the time.
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Plus, I'm thinking I might get you
that motorcycle you've always wanted.
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Where's your room?
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It's right across the hall.
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Don't worry. I will take care of
whatever you need.
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Still need to get my stuff.
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But we're keeping
the place in the city?
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So I can crash there late nights
if need be.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Hey, hey.
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Okay, I have a four-o'clock call,
so I will check in right after that.
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And Zola's right here. Okay?
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Who're you?
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Mary Poppins.
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The tutor. Uh, your dad hired me.
I'm supposed to move in today.
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Tell my father
he can carpe diem in hell.
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Happy to.
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Meantime, how about you cage the rage
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and invite me in
for a nice, hot bowl of Dad sucks?
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Saw right through that one, Oprah?
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Yeah, it's a little gift I have.
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Especially since I can't actually see.
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- Hi, I am Will.
- Come in.
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I'll get Zola.
She'll welcome you to hell,
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fix you up with your own bedroom,
and explain what happened to me and-
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and what I did to deserve this.
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Oh, and please-please, hang with us.
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Gouge the old man
for everything he's worth.
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He deserves it.
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You know what?
Obviously, he forgot
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00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,564
to spin the borderline hostile act
of hiring a blind guy
259
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,264
to tutor his creep show son.
260
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,364
As for learning calculus,
I think I'll take a pass.
261
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,476
Nice to meet you.
262
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,280
Sorry, I come back later.
263
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,102
How old are your kids?
264
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,909
Sixteen, thirteen, ten.
265
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,622
You just left them?
266
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,125
Can't get them green cards.
267
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,924
But you left them.
268
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,734
Parents do what
they do with what they know.
269
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,631
They were not very big
when I leave.
270
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,836
It was five years.
271
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,641
For my little one,
it is half his life.
272
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,849
There is a hole in my heart.
273
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,393
So I know your father will come.
274
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:05,687
I don't think so.
275
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,811
Rob Kingson. Leave a message.
276
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:27,811
It's me.
277
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,620
Could you do me a favor?
278
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:38,925
I, uh, I know we were
rescheduling for the next week,
279
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,934
or maybe it was
the week after, but...
280
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,039
Maybe we should...
281
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,634
Maybe we should
just not pretend anymore.
282
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:24,792
Sweet.
283
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,112
Kendra!
284
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,611
Kendra!
285
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,709
Kendra! Kendra!
286
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,618
I am begging you.
287
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,114
Please make it end. Please.
288
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,818
I can't do that.
289
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:48,825
But-But I get it.
290
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,226
L... I know what it's
like to be shit-ugly.
291
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,430
So-So you got me,
five months is enough,
292
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,831
I learned the lesson.
293
00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,833
You learned nothing.
294
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:02,364
Find someone
who can see better than you can.
295
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,871
Seven more months
for someone to say, "I love you."
296
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:10,981
Please! Make this go away!
297
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:21,791
Sloan?
298
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,089
That sounded like Kyle, didn't it?
299
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:32,296
Weird. I suck not writing him back.
300
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:33,894
I suck more.
301
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:38,500
Well, but honestly,
with him gone, it's kind of a relief.
302
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,704
Like, I always felt like I had to be on
303
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:46,115
and mean, like really mean...
to keep him entertained.
304
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,313
And I know what you mean.
305
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,318
Hey.
306
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,415
Sorry.
307
00:24:55,193 --> 00:25:00,256
And I'm sorry to spy on you, spying.
308
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,359
Unbelievable.
309
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,772
But it does sort a feel like
the death of romance unfolding
310
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,172
before your very eyes,
doesn't it?
311
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,874
Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
312
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:16,277
Yes, this is what I'm saying.
313
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,077
What happened to romance?
314
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:24,081
Sappy, soppy longhand love letters
315
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:31,190
and you really, really don't have
to keep listening to me, by the way.
316
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:34,589
Thing is that guy
they were talking about?
317
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,497
They're way off.
318
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,804
Personally I respect that
he called things as he saw them,
319
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,707
even if he did see them wrong.
320
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,100
Do you know what it really was?
321
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,109
What?
322
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,609
He was a shot of life.
323
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,787
You're kidding, right?
324
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,099
How do you do that?
325
00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:53,207
I went to this dance and
some emo chick gave me a dart hex.
326
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,302
Bite me.
327
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,107
Oh hey, now you're up,
want to learn something?
328
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:03,453
- No!
- Be careful.
329
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,948
Lose your smarts, blondes
will be telling jokes about you.
330
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:18,061
My dad always said that
how much people like you
331
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,865
is directly proportional to
what you look like.
332
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,876
But they hated me.
333
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,880
High school unquestionably sucks ass.
334
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,788
You went to regular school?
335
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,589
At fifteen,
my friends lost their virginity.
336
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,190
I lost my sight.
337
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:48,391
But living hell has its upside.
338
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,895
- Like better hearing?
- Yeah.
339
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,404
And chicks dig blind guys.
340
00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,842
Too bad they don't dig ugly guys.
341
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,546
How do you know?
342
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,319
Defying expectations,
343
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,413
Blindie keeps up
his bitchin' sense of style.
344
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,822
A holdover from my seeing days.
345
00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,924
Point being, no matter what,
how you look matters?
346
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:38,230
Point being, it's not about
how others look at me,
347
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:41,030
it's about how I look at myself.
348
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,732
Mental Rubiks cube, I know,
349
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:47,039
but one day it'll make sense.
350
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,003
Ass-wipe.
351
00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:36,012
You have the humor of a marmot.
352
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:41,718
So, I heard someone
sneaking in late last night.
353
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:42,718
Where'd you go?
354
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:47,019
Isn't the benefit of having
no parents that you have no parents?
355
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,217
Get off my back.
356
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,820
But, uh, you know,
since we last talked,
357
00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:54,330
I've been thinking and...
358
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:57,329
is there any kind of eye operation?
359
00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,962
'Cause I saw, like,
every doctor in the country.
360
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:04,171
Miracles only, but thanks.
361
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,066
So where did you go last night?
362
00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:09,977
I went to see about this girl.
363
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,983
I'm so happy for you!
364
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:14,882
I didn't even talk to her.
365
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:18,581
Baby steps. You think
you might say, "Wassup?"
366
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,183
The benefit of you being blind
is you can't see
367
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,285
how I should so never say, "Wassup."
368
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,591
Baby steps. We must celebrate.
369
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:34,597
One, two, three. Wassup!
370
00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:35,798
Fore!
371
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:40,501
One, two, three. Wassup!
372
00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:43,010
Wassup.
373
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,708
Wassup!
374
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,080
- Here's a sandwich, Ben.
- Thanks.
375
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,579
How's your dad?
Stayin' out of trouble?
376
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,990
Dad, I'm home. Dad?
377
00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:34,390
Come on.
378
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:39,994
Dad!
379
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,683
I don't have it.
Please, Victor, come on.
380
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:54,014
Just hook me up.
381
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:59,221
Just another week.
I just need a little more time.
382
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:01,850
No-No-No, I'm not screwing around,
you sorry-ass addict.
383
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,156
- Dad, not this again.
- I'm sorry, Lindy
384
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:06,355
Hey, shut up.
And you get out of here.
385
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,557
Victor, please.
We'll get you your money.
386
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:12,061
Give me and my brother our money.
387
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:13,769
Dad!
388
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,672
No!
389
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:06,447
Where is she?
390
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,158
You killed him.
391
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:15,262
Your daughter for my brother.
392
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,958
Someday I'll find her.
393
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:19,568
I wouldn't.
394
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:22,667
What do you need?
395
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:25,768
Come on, what do you want?
396
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:30,973
I want her.
397
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:33,982
I'm want to protect her.
398
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:35,382
I can protect her.
399
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,388
Please. Did you hear him?
400
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,185
If she stays with me,
she-she'll be safe.
401
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,996
I don't know who you are.
402
00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:50,192
But if she leaves...
If she leaves...
403
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:53,302
cops will get these.
404
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,937
No. It's just too twisted.
405
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:02,936
So's killing a man.
406
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:09,646
But what's she gonna think of you?
407
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:27,361
Zola, remember.
Hunter, not Kyle. Hunter.
408
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,872
Hello, I'm Zola.
409
00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:35,878
- Where is he?
- You can go.
410
00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:37,678
I'm not gonna just leave you here.
411
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:38,680
With some stranger?
412
00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:42,182
Son of an old friend.
For your safety.
413
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,380
Bullshit
and I can take care of myself.
414
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,582
- I let you say goodbye.
- No need.
415
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,982
How'm I gonna know you're okay?
416
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,391
You're not.
417
00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:51,985
Deal is, I give up my life,
418
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,793
my whole life, school, friends,
everything, everything.
419
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:57,390
And in return,
you don't come see me,
420
00:38:57,468 --> 00:38:59,595
don't call me, don't do anything.
421
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,933
Just stay away.
422
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:06,736
I screwed up,
keep screwing up, I know that,
423
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:08,537
but I don't know
what else to do...
424
00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:09,738
You can leave.
425
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:27,663
So I'm here, okay?
426
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:33,067
Whoever you are.
You come near me, I taser your ass.
427
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,181
So that makes two of us.
428
00:39:47,351 --> 00:39:53,688
43, 47, 53, 59...
429
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,194
- I got you food.
- Call someone who gives.
430
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,003
I'd really like to explain.
431
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,804
Please come out.
432
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,305
Inviting.
433
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:21,216
What?
434
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,311
This time go to Barneys,
get Manolos or whatever
435
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:33,913
sick-expensive kind Sloan
and her bimbots loved.
436
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:37,017
Everything you say to me about her,
everything I see,
437
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:38,527
tells me she's not the kind.
438
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:39,528
Prada, then.
439
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,529
To be bought.
440
00:41:41,398 --> 00:41:42,422
I'm not trying to buy her.
441
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,229
You are. And she'll hate that.
442
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:47,636
So what, then?
443
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,939
What do you know about her?
444
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:52,537
You must think about her.
445
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,340
Me know you see who she is.
446
00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:00,075
Go on. Think.
447
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,283
It's like you don't even know me.
448
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:13,789
This whole thing is all kinds of mess.
It's just a bad scene.
449
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,298
There's nothing remotely good
and I miss everybody.
450
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,803
I miss being able to go out and
get deli coffee whenever I want.
451
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:20,802
And the clinic.
452
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,396
And everything that made me me.
453
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,998
No, it's way screwed up and
454
00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:28,602
he thinks he can give me a few presents
and, like, that fixes everything.
455
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:32,115
I know it's just for a little while,
but I'm hating it.
456
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:37,614
I hate missing school, hate my dad,
just hate hating.
457
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,212
And I know it's life or death
458
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:42,919
but I've been saving for
that Machu Picchu trip for three years.
459
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:46,326
You know, the first thing
I did in my life just for me,
460
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,331
just because I wanted to.
461
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,433
Lindy-Lindy journeys to
a wonder of the world
462
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,733
and finally seizes her moment and...
463
00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,073
Jesus, what's your problem?
464
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:01,270
What's with the mask?
465
00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:02,573
I didn't want to freak you out.
466
00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:05,581
Sure. The ski mask
didn't freak me out.
467
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:09,476
I, uh, I-I got you Jujyfruits.
468
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:15,389
Can I ask you something?
469
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,392
Why am I here?
470
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,190
Because you need to be protected.
471
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,094
But I can take care of myself.
472
00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:22,496
You don't even know me.
473
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,597
But my Dad and-and-and your Dad...
474
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:27,000
I know, his mysterious
"friend from the past."
475
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:29,198
He wanted someone
they couldn't trace you to.
476
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:32,401
He's scared out of his mind
something will happen to you.
477
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,006
Because of how much he loves you.
478
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:39,010
Which he kept saying
over and over.
479
00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:44,216
- Really?
- Yeah.
480
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:49,118
Thanks for the Jujyfruits.
481
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,817
You're welcome.
482
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:02,969
The thinking thing killed. Killed.
483
00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:28,796
Dear Lindy, I've been
thinking about letters recently.
484
00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:31,300
The real kind. Longhand.
485
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:34,303
And how it's terrible that
nobody's writing them anymore.
486
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,800
And so I decided to start
one to you, today.
487
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,706
Now, you're doing what?
488
00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:44,009
Seeing if I can build a greenhouse.
489
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,912
She's very into roses.
490
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,807
Each color means
something different, you know?
491
00:44:47,885 --> 00:44:51,116
Yeah. Well, they all kind of mean,
492
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:55,625
I'm a guy who cries over chick flicks
and sleeps with stuffed animals.
493
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,162
I'm not here.
494
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,069
Hey. I'm Lindy.
495
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:15,373
Hi. Will. A pleasure.
496
00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:17,875
I, uh... heard the game.
497
00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:19,882
- You a Rangers fan?
- Die-hard.
498
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:22,384
I knew it. Guys' gal.
499
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,481
Guys' gal.
500
00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,185
- Why don't you join me?
- Thanks.
501
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:29,190
Sure.
502
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,394
What's with all the tools?
503
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,591
Uh, it's Hunter's thing.
It's a structure on the roof.
504
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,997
Structure for what?
505
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:41,104
You ever see the 1954
Devil Girl from Mars flick,
506
00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:44,800
where they abduct virginal
teenage girls for breeding stock?
507
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:51,312
I'm just... It's a joke-joke. Sorry.
508
00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:54,509
I haven't gotten out much.
I'm losing my social graces.
509
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,643
Rewind.
510
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:00,854
Hi. Will. Pleasure.
511
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:04,553
The building books
belong to Hunter,
512
00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:08,758
an all-around, way-good guy
who's contemplating building
513
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,457
a greenhouse.
514
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:15,071
- A greenhouse?
- Yeah.
515
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:17,063
Rad.
516
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:20,975
Right?
517
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:22,064
Very funny.
518
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:33,775
So are we gonna, like, really meet?
519
00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:36,583
- Like, now?
- No.
520
00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:38,086
Okay.
521
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:45,694
You lived here your whole life?
522
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:48,688
No. Pretty recently.
523
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:50,692
I was living with my dad,
524
00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:54,897
but he's the kinda guy
who can't really deal...
525
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,705
I wouldn't know anything about that.
526
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:01,536
And your mom?
527
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:08,449
Mine's dead. I never knew her.
528
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:13,349
So... no mom... Screwed-up dad.
529
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,758
It's too bad
we have nothing in common.
530
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:22,760
What's with the Korean TV?
531
00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:25,867
You speak Korean?
532
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:29,571
- Fluently.
- Oh, really?
533
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,868
What are they saying?
534
00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:34,167
"Bon Appetit."
535
00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:36,678
She didn't say "Bon Appetit."
536
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,681
Oh, you speak Korean too?
537
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,774
I don't like to show off, but yes.
538
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:43,183
And Koreans do not say
Bon Appetit.
539
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,185
She said the Korean equivalent.
540
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,187
Which is what?
541
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,190
I hope you have a big appetite
542
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,388
such that you scarf food
and hurl chunks.
543
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,196
No that's the subjunctive.
544
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:56,789
I'll take Mom,
you take Perm Boy.
545
00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:57,799
Game on.
546
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:01,636
So what's she saying now?
547
00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:06,242
I love you, but when it comes to hair,
you are a clueless wonder
548
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:10,446
I can tell you for a fact
that is not what she said.
549
00:49:10,514 --> 00:49:12,448
What Mom said was...
550
00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:24,050
Hope Will isn't
your Korean teacher.
551
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,561
Do you, uh... do you miss school?
552
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,464
Like a natural-born wonk.
553
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:35,469
Cause, uh... I have classes
if you want to come.
554
00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:41,074
Yes. I'd love to
555
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,979
- Tomorrow?
- Sure.
556
00:49:45,048 --> 00:49:48,779
Well, great.
557
00:49:48,852 --> 00:49:50,786
I guess good night then.
558
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,187
Hold up.
559
00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:15,709
Pretty gruesome, huh?
560
00:50:21,385 --> 00:50:22,716
I've seen worse.
561
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:05,787
We're having school today,
562
00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:07,887
but you need to make it
seem like we didn’t just start
563
00:51:07,964 --> 00:51:09,795
a-and I need to look smart.
564
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,000
Lindy's coming.
565
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:16,105
Shut up. What're we studying?
566
00:51:16,173 --> 00:51:19,006
Don't worry, I'll come up with
something graphic and humiliating.
567
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,703
No-No-No.
I need to know what it is now.
568
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,301
I need the answers in advance.
569
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,812
That's called cheating.
570
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,711
No, that's called trying
to get a girl to like you
571
00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:28,114
while look like the lead
in a slasher flick.
572
00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:31,217
- Shakespeare sonnet?
- Obvious.
573
00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:33,017
- E.E. Cummings.
- Cliche.
574
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,321
What's cliche is the guy liking
school to impress the girl.
575
00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:39,423
What about the Frank O'Hara poem
"Having a Coke with You"?
576
00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:41,423
How do you know that poem?
577
00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:43,728
I Googled
"modern poetry, impress girls."
578
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,536
But I need smart things to say.
579
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:49,431
Good luck with that.
580
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:54,038
I need another thinking thing.
Another thing Lindy'll like.
581
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,339
It's for this morning.
Please don't ask.
582
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:57,039
When my husband
wanted me to marry him,
583
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,445
he would weave me baskets.
584
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:00,881
Yeah, I really don't think
that's gonna work.
585
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,378
- What about chocolate?
- Oh, no.
586
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:04,385
Come on.
587
00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:06,881
She will like it
when you are being kind.
588
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:09,491
Yeah, I suck at that
589
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:11,186
When you are being yourself.
590
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:13,286
What, this self or the jerk I was?
591
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:17,292
The man I know you to be.
592
00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,276
How'd you do it?
593
00:53:03,547 --> 00:53:06,675
I, uh, I just figured it out.
594
00:53:10,954 --> 00:53:12,683
I love "Having a Coke With You."
595
00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:14,489
- Shoot me now.
- What?
596
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:20,087
No, I mean, that's great,
that you know all about it
597
00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:22,688
and will have
lots of smart things to say.
598
00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:25,394
Blind man climbing.
599
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,803
- Could you just hang on a sec?
- Ow! Blind guy tripping.
600
00:53:31,675 --> 00:53:33,006
- You're okay?
- Peachy.
601
00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:34,202
Zola, thanks for getting these.
602
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,904
And by the way, I'm up the creek.
603
00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:38,504
It turns out "Having a Coke with You"
is one of Lindy's favorites.
604
00:53:38,582 --> 00:53:40,516
God, I'm looking forward to this class.
605
00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,410
- Here you go.
- How'd you know?
606
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,512
Deli coffee, very underrated.
607
00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:48,318
As I've always said.
608
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,021
Long-time green thumb?
609
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,130
No, no.
610
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:00,162
Actually my dad stuck me
in this house
611
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,568
so no one could see me.
612
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,573
And I thought I'd take the,
the ugly and
613
00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:06,973
shameful thing and
turn it into something not.
614
00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:17,176
Of course, not everyone
can necessarily see its beauty...
615
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,188
Just read.
616
00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:28,695
Having a Coke with You
617
00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:32,100
is even more fun than
going to San Sebastian,
618
00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:40,299
Irun, Hendaye, Biarritz, Bayonne
619
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,708
or being sick to my stomach
620
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:45,214
on the Travesera de Gracia
in Barcelona
621
00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:48,316
partly because
in your orange shirt
622
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:51,718
you look like a better
happier St. Sebastian
623
00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:54,213
partly because of my love for you.
624
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:02,862
We be back.
625
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:05,867
We... Oh, yeah,
we be back. We be back.
626
00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:06,867
Carry on.
627
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,881
In the warm New York
4 o'clock light
628
00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:23,578
we are drifting back and forth
between each other
629
00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:27,282
like a tree breathing
through its spectacles
630
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:40,693
and the portrait show
seems to have no faces in it at all,
631
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,698
just paint
632
00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:46,100
you suddenly wonder
why in the world anyone ever did them
633
00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:50,810
I look at you
and I would rather look at you than
634
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,814
all the portraits in the world
635
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:21,267
I need more time.
636
00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:24,170
Magic can't be undone.
637
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:25,475
But I might have a shot
if I had more time.
638
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:27,175
Can't, sorry.
639
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:30,781
Okay. I pissed you off.
You wasted me.
640
00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:32,879
But there's got to be something
you can do.
641
00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:34,184
Come on, help me.
642
00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:35,986
I can't. And I wouldn't.
643
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,186
You still don't think about
anyone but yourself.
644
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,598
You're wrong.
I do think about other people.
645
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,395
I think about Lindy
and what her life is like
646
00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:46,901
and I think about
a woman who can't see her kids
647
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:48,403
and a man who can't see, period.
648
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:52,500
So he cares now?
649
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,711
Yeah. Yeah.
650
00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:00,842
Okay, I'll keep trying with Lindy.
651
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:05,047
But please give Will his sight,
Zola her family.
652
00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:07,046
It's the least they deserve
653
00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:08,852
after being trapped
in this hell with me.
654
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:12,656
I'll help them. If you succeed.
655
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,961
And Kyle, good luck.
656
00:57:31,147 --> 00:57:33,377
- I got your CDs.
- Thanks.
657
00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:51,390
Just some guy at my old school.
658
00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:53,793
- Kind of a jerk, actually.
- Really?
659
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:55,804
Yeah, we were
on this committee together,
660
00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:57,897
so that's why I have his picture.
661
00:57:58,274 --> 00:58:01,539
I mean... Looks-wise,
he doesn't suck.
662
00:58:01,611 --> 00:58:03,238
Oh! He knew it, too.
663
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:05,442
Same old, same old:
664
00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:07,142
Jerks are exciting
and my type falls for 'em.
665
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:10,050
- Did you fall for him?
- Not that I fell for him.
666
00:58:12,722 --> 00:58:15,156
Every once in a while,
you kind of remind me of him.
667
00:58:15,925 --> 00:58:17,950
Not that you're a jerk.
668
00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:24,566
Anyways, he disappeared. Rehab.
669
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:29,869
Oh, it figures. The addict's daughter
falls for the addict.
670
00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:31,566
So you did fall for him?
671
00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:35,668
No, I mean, I just talked to him
his last night.
672
00:58:35,745 --> 00:58:36,871
For, like, a minute.
673
00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:39,576
You know, the truly
ridiculous thing is,
674
00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:41,276
I might have, kind of, sort of,
675
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:45,685
actually thought he,
a little bit, liked me... ish.
676
00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:47,188
Of course he did.
677
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,189
Oh, please.
678
00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:52,490
He was completely on the in
and I was not, am not.
679
00:58:52,562 --> 00:58:53,790
That's why I like you.
680
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:59,830
Yeah, well... same.
681
00:59:00,403 --> 00:59:03,236
Anyways, being on the in
isn't all that.
682
00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:06,241
Isn't that what people on the out
say to make each other feel better?
683
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:10,545
Yeah. But it also
happens to be true.
684
00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:14,840
Something about him...
685
00:59:15,718 --> 00:59:16,650
What?
686
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,047
Underneath all the bullshit was...
I don't know.
687
00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:23,049
What?
688
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:25,359
Good.
689
00:59:26,029 --> 00:59:27,053
Good?
690
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:32,660
So, I mean, are you still into him?
691
00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:36,464
Like you said, you don't want to be
the girl who falls for jerks.
692
00:59:36,539 --> 00:59:38,268
Yeah. But he-he's not.
693
00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:40,571
Right. He's a decent guy at heart.
694
00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:41,974
That's what I'm thinking.
695
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:44,775
But still kinda... wrong.
696
00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:46,480
Yeah.
697
00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:49,275
I don't know.
698
00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:54,686
You know, that something underneath,
it's catnip for sappy tools like me.
699
00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:58,088
To be the one who uncovers it.
700
01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:08,997
Do you want to go somewhere with me?
701
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:23,611
Usually, if I'm out
this time of night,
702
01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:25,210
I'm looking for my dad,
703
01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:27,913
mace in hand,
counting by primes.
704
01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:28,923
Counting?
705
01:00:28,992 --> 01:00:30,823
It keeps me from getting scared.
706
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:37,232
Oh. Fortunately,
scary guy's right next to you.
707
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:39,332
So there's that.
708
01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,431
What about when people see you?
709
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,138
They don't. I got it down.
710
01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,843
I was good at blending in too.
711
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:53,245
This way.
712
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,047
You taking me to the park?
713
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,884
You'll see. Come on.
714
01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:03,883
The zoo?
715
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:08,696
Hear that?
716
01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:14,300
The animals. Water lapping.
717
01:01:16,572 --> 01:01:19,200
In some nearby street,
a man is whispering...
718
01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:21,500
"I love you."
719
01:01:26,482 --> 01:01:27,414
Do you hear that?
720
01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:31,617
What?
721
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,418
Somewhere there's a baboon
scratching his ass.
722
01:01:58,414 --> 01:01:59,346
Why are we here?
723
01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:01,780
This place is important to me.
724
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,396
It's still here.
725
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:24,999
What is it?
726
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,002
When I was in kindergarten,
727
01:02:28,878 --> 01:02:31,312
my dad offered to take me
anywhere I wanted.
728
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,913
We came to the zoo.
729
01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:38,313
He bought me
all the toys and candy I wanted.
730
01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:42,414
And at the end of the day,
he told me my mother had left.
731
01:02:45,795 --> 01:02:47,228
I haven't seen her since.
732
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,434
After he told me,
I ran away and hid in here.
733
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:57,236
And saw this movie.
734
01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:06,479
It's about this mother elephant
whose two babies die.
735
01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:08,880
Plague or something.
736
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:14,980
She misses them so much
737
01:03:15,057 --> 01:03:17,787
that when she's migrating back
a year later...
738
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:25,489
a year later...
she finds her babies' bones.
739
01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:32,302
Can you imagine that love?
740
01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:36,110
No.
741
01:03:45,188 --> 01:03:47,622
I never brought anyone here before.
742
01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:12,174
Seven, eight, nine...
743
01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:19,183
ten, eleven, twelve...
744
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,983
It feels like I've known you forever.
745
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:34,000
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen...
746
01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:35,701
The sun's coming up.
747
01:04:47,783 --> 01:04:49,011
I think...
748
01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:53,516
I think I love you.
749
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,909
Maybe I should let her go.
750
01:05:58,487 --> 01:06:00,250
At least she'll be safe
in Machu Picchu.
751
01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:02,848
She has been jonesing
for that trip forever,
752
01:06:02,925 --> 01:06:04,358
even without being stuck here.
753
01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:07,453
But every day,
she like you more and more.
754
01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:08,861
But not the way I like her.
755
01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:11,557
- Move your hands. My turn.
- Sorry.
756
01:06:12,435 --> 01:06:13,868
I don't stand a chance.
757
01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:17,064
She's still talking about
running away. And...
758
01:06:19,241 --> 01:06:22,267
I-I know you guys want out, too.
759
01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:24,169
- Desperately.
- No.
760
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,276
Kidding. Kidding.
761
01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,283
Look, even if
she does go on the trip,
762
01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:31,479
you still have a couple days
to ratchet up the romance quotient.
763
01:06:31,554 --> 01:06:34,489
Just try to put yourself
in her shoes.
764
01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:36,684
This is all so strange for her,
765
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,990
but me know she'll say
those words, "I love you."
766
01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:42,988
It's just the year is almost up.
767
01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:47,895
Just take her to whatever
bad-boy country house Daddy's got.
768
01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:49,198
Daddy don't got.
769
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,501
Just the lake cottage.
770
01:06:54,877 --> 01:06:57,505
Just the...
771
01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:00,845
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Would you buy a frickin' vowel? Go!
772
01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:20,160
Seriously?
773
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:24,464
After you.
774
01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:38,980
So, are you, uh,
dying of boredom yet?
775
01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:41,681
No.
776
01:08:44,253 --> 01:08:47,780
It must have been so great
as a kid coming out here.
777
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:51,285
My dad got bad reception down
at the lake.
778
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,895
He could only take it
for about forty-five minutes.
779
01:08:56,065 --> 01:09:00,024
But those forty-five minutes...
they were awesome.
780
01:09:05,107 --> 01:09:09,635
My Dad was a teacher.
You know, before my mom died and
781
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,246
he lost it.
782
01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:13,739
Do you miss your dad?
783
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:15,841
Not right now.
784
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:21,547
In the past few months,
living away from my dad...
785
01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:26,061
not spending every second
worrying about him,
786
01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:29,154
I mean, not trying to
fix everything for him,
787
01:09:29,231 --> 01:09:32,564
Just not totally losing myself.
788
01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:36,266
That's why I wanted to go away
on that trip in the first place.
789
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,975
I guess this cage set me free.
790
01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:44,774
Is that a "thank you"?
791
01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:49,677
- Let's go down to the lake.
- Okay.
792
01:10:10,673 --> 01:10:12,903
I've been writing something for you.
793
01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:15,908
- What is it?
- A letter.
794
01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:38,626
I'm sorry. This-This ring is only...
795
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,433
Hello?
796
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,235
Which hospital?
797
01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:46,433
Okay. I'll... I'll... I'll call you back.
798
01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:53,438
My father OD'd.
799
01:10:57,319 --> 01:10:58,547
You have to go to him.
800
01:11:11,467 --> 01:11:12,991
All aboard!
801
01:11:25,981 --> 01:11:27,107
- Thank you.
- Go, go, go!
802
01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:28,410
- I'll call you.
- He's gonna be fine.
803
01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:30,918
Okay. I'll call you. And as soon as
he's better, I'll come back.
804
01:11:31,587 --> 01:11:33,418
And everything will be all right.
805
01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:35,714
And Hunter...
806
01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:37,624
Yeah?
807
01:11:41,797 --> 01:11:43,424
You're a good friend.
808
01:12:04,353 --> 01:12:05,877
Don't. Don't read that.
809
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:10,082
Don't read that.
Don't read that.
810
01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:19,398
Dear Lindy, I've been
thinking about letters recently.
811
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:22,202
The real kind. Longhand.
812
01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:25,297
And how it's terrible that
nobody's writing them anymore.
813
01:12:25,574 --> 01:12:28,907
And so I decided to start
one to you, today.
814
01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:34,609
And I'm going to write to you
every day for a long, long, long time
815
01:12:35,784 --> 01:12:41,313
because I think-
I think I might be in danger of...
816
01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:43,221
falling in love with you.
817
01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:57,335
Hey, it's me.
Uh, my dad is gonna be okay, but
818
01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:00,971
I really want to talk to you
about your letter.
819
01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:02,876
Where are you?
820
01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,773
Look, I don't understand.
821
01:13:05,848 --> 01:13:07,281
You wrote me this letter.
822
01:13:07,349 --> 01:13:08,873
Why don't you call me back?
823
01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:10,884
Because I'm "a good friend."
824
01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:12,980
What's going on?
825
01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:16,324
Hunter...
826
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,507
I'm out of time.
827
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:36,407
Call her back.
828
01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:38,002
Why, because I'm "a good friend?"
829
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,012
Yup.
830
01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,606
And not calling her back,
what good that do, huh?
831
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,617
She even called me.
Why won't you talk to her?
832
01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:49,623
The last time I talked to her,
she told me she's hurt.
833
01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:53,627
And "hurt" is girl-speak for,
"Call now, bonehead."
834
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:56,325
She don't know what to do,
835
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:58,832
so she go back to school
to go on the trip.
836
01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:41,307
Lindy!
837
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:50,609
What're you doing here?
838
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:52,613
I had to see you before you left.
839
01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:54,121
- You wrote me that letter.
- I know.
840
01:14:54,189 --> 01:14:56,623
- And then you didn't call me back.
- I'm sorry.
841
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:58,421
You knew what was going on with me.
842
01:14:58,494 --> 01:14:59,825
I was being dumb.
843
01:14:59,895 --> 01:15:01,954
- I just was scared you didn't...
- Didn't what?
844
01:15:02,030 --> 01:15:03,156
Love me.
845
01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:10,664
And I didn't think you could.
Because of how ugly I am.
846
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:19,080
And I should have known better,
that that's not who you are.
847
01:15:22,951 --> 01:15:27,388
You took one look at me
and still said you'd seen worse.
848
01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:34,491
Somehow... when I'm around you...
849
01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:40,396
I don't feel ugly at all.
850
01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:44,900
It's because you're not.
851
01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:31,084
Go.
852
01:16:31,653 --> 01:16:32,779
You deserve it.
853
01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:45,992
Nothing's gonna change
while you're gone.
854
01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,496
That I can promise.
855
01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:04,150
Go.
856
01:17:10,726 --> 01:17:11,658
Go.
857
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:22,569
Hunter.
858
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,268
I love you.
859
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:04,538
Kyle.
860
01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:41,781
Hunter!
861
01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:44,283
Kyle!
862
01:18:45,153 --> 01:18:47,678
Sorry, I'm looking for someone,
I don't mean to be rude.
863
01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:48,882
- I get it.
- Thanks.
864
01:18:48,957 --> 01:18:50,390
And sometime, you'll tell me
what happened to you.
865
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,188
- I-I met someone.
- That's great.
866
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,887
She reminds me of you.
867
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,190
And she showed me
that love can change you.
868
01:18:56,264 --> 01:18:57,390
Do you think love change you?
869
01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:58,398
Of course.
870
01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:00,029
Then you'll believe the story
I'm about to tell you.
871
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:01,034
Where is he?
872
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:05,130
It's about a guy, good-looking
on the outside, ugly on the inside.
873
01:19:05,207 --> 01:19:08,040
And there's a curse.
Love-Love changes him.
874
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:09,543
Everyone knows that story.
875
01:19:11,012 --> 01:19:14,140
What if it wasn't a story?
What if it were true?
876
01:19:14,216 --> 01:19:15,148
What?
877
01:19:51,253 --> 01:19:54,689
Can you imagine... that love?
878
01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:02,095
Can you?
879
01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:10,002
Yeah.
880
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:26,511
It's you.
881
01:20:56,318 --> 01:20:59,151
Wake up. Wake up.
882
01:21:00,956 --> 01:21:05,484
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
883
01:21:10,165 --> 01:21:12,190
It's a dream, right?
884
01:21:13,568 --> 01:21:14,899
It's must be.
885
01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:18,700
But happy.
886
01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:22,009
Very damn happy.
887
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:28,811
Mr. Kingson, your new intern
is coming up in the elevator,
888
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,408
I thought you might
want to meet her.
889
01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:32,009
Just so long as
she's easy on the eyes.
890
01:21:32,087 --> 01:21:34,317
Well she's a bit odd looking.
891
01:21:34,389 --> 01:21:36,016
No dogfaces, no dumpy frumps.
892
01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:38,616
But her reference said
no matter what you throw her way,
893
01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:40,820
she can always work magic.